Random Horror Thoughts

Similar to the Random Thoughts thread located in Whateverland's forum, feel free to post anything random that is horror related.

I hate the Paranormal Activity franchise that much I have to stop talking about it or I'm going to be just some internet ranting hater. This is my last post on the subject. (That is probably a lie).

Dirty Gertie wrote:

I hate the Paranormal Activity franchise that much I have to stop talking about it or I'm going to be just some internet ranting hater. This is my last post on the subject. (That is probably a lie).

I agree. I find these films to be completely unoriginal and boring. I tried watching the first one awhile back and all that happened was me falling asleep within the first ten minutes. No joke.

I believe. Not only PA but since when did people get hysterically scared of films that are total non-events? Its the cinematic equivalent of getting the decorators in and freaking out watching the paint dry.

Dirty Gertie wrote:

I believe. Not only PA but since when did people get hysterically scared of films that are total non-events? Its the cinematic equivalent of getting the decorators in and freaking out watching the paint dry.

I agree. I just find them to be so boring. Even with The Blair Witch Project, I found that to be annoying as well. I liked the premise but just not the execution.

Ghostface wrote:

Dirty Gertie wrote:

I believe. Not only PA but since when did people get hysterically scared of films that are total non-events? Its the cinematic equivalent of getting the decorators in and freaking out watching the paint dry.

I agree. I just find them to be so boring. Even with The Blair Witch Project, I found that to be annoying as well. I liked the premise but just not the execution.

The one problem with Blair Witch for me was that the three being picked off were really obnoxious characters. And thick! Throwing away the map and mindless bitching. I didn't hate this film but I was egging to witch on to just start the slaughter already.

Dirty Gertie wrote:

Ghostface wrote:

Dirty Gertie wrote:

I believe. Not only PA but since when did people get hysterically scared of films that are total non-events? Its the cinematic equivalent of getting the decorators in and freaking out watching the paint dry.

I agree. I just find them to be so boring. Even with The Blair Witch Project, I found that to be annoying as well. I liked the premise but just not the execution.

The one problem with Blair Witch for me was that the three being picked off were really obnoxious characters. And thick! Throwing away the map and mindless bitching. I didn't hate this film but I was egging to witch on to just start the slaughter already.

The best part about the ending to that film was the final scene. I still find it to be chilling even though I've only seen it once.

Hows y'allz feelz ifn ise cutz yer nutz offen n cramzes dem downz y'allz troatz? Dat bads nuff fo yo's beotch azz, o youz lix mes ta setz dem un firez firstestz?

Flapjax wrote:

Hows y'allz feelz ifn ise cutz yer nutz offen n cramzes dem downz y'allz troatz? Dat bads nuff fo yo's beotch azz, o youz lix mes ta setz dem un firez firstestz?

I believe you said something about nuts...? I don't possess that equipment - sorry. And would you mind gaining some basic English skills? I believe the disadvantaged can acquire them for free. Thanks.

Unless its who I think it is..... lol. Dear God I hope its who I think it is....

Dirty Gertie wrote:

Flapjax wrote:

Hows y'allz feelz ifn ise cutz yer nutz offen n cramzes dem downz y'allz troatz? Dat bads nuff fo yo's beotch azz, o youz lix mes ta setz dem un firez firstestz?

I believe you said something about nuts...? I don't possess that equipment - sorry. And would you mind gaining some basic English skills? I believe the disadvantaged can acquire them for free. Thanks.

Unless its who I think it is..... lol. Dear God I hope its who I think it is....

Yuses got damz straytz itz beez meez.....Flapzjax. Iffen y'allz don lix itses, ise beez seendenses ober Kornholz myz n-4cerz, ta bustes a cap inz ya ol wite azz, youze rinklesesed upz ol ho.

Flapjax wrote:

Dirty Gertie wrote:

Flapjax wrote:

Hows y'allz feelz ifn ise cutz yer nutz offen n cramzes dem downz y'allz troatz? Dat bads nuff fo yo's beotch azz, o youz lix mes ta setz dem un firez firstestz?

I believe you said something about nuts...? I don't possess that equipment - sorry. And would you mind gaining some basic English skills? I believe the disadvantaged can acquire them for free. Thanks.

Unless its who I think it is..... lol. Dear God I hope its who I think it is....

Yuses got damz straytz itz beez meez.....Flapzjax. Iffen y'allz don lix itses, ise beez seendenses ober Kornholz myz n-4cerz, ta bustes a cap inz ya ol wite azz, youze rinklesesed upz ol ho.

hahaha - oh come on! I can't even taunt you out? Fess up!! lol. I've got a few in mind and I know you're one of them!!!

And who you calling a wrinkly old ho? I'll put my cigar out on your forehead!

Dirty Gertie wrote:

Flapjax wrote:

Dirty Gertie wrote:

Flapjax wrote:

Hows y'allz feelz ifn ise cutz yer nutz offen n cramzes dem downz y'allz troatz? Dat bads nuff fo yo's beotch azz, o youz lix mes ta setz dem un firez firstestz?

I believe you said something about nuts...? I don't possess that equipment - sorry. And would you mind gaining some basic English skills? I believe the disadvantaged can acquire them for free. Thanks.

Unless its who I think it is..... lol. Dear God I hope its who I think it is....

Yuses got damz straytz itz beez meez.....Flapzjax. Iffen y'allz don lix itses, ise beez seendenses ober Kornholz myz n-4cerz, ta bustes a cap inz ya ol wite azz, youze rinklesesed upz ol ho.

hahaha - oh come on! I can't even taunt you out? Fess up!! lol. I've got a few in mind and I know you're one of them!!!

And who you calling a wrinkly old ho? I'll put my cigar out on your forehead!

Fo reelz itz b mes, Flappzjax an Ise nots de homiez ta bees trifflin wit!!! I B callin yo beotch azz outzes, so'es ....bustes a moove, smoove....

Flapjax wrote:

Fo reelz itz b mes, Flappzjax an Ise nots de homiez ta bees trifflin wit!!! I B callin yo beotch azz outzes, so'es ....bustes a moove, smoove....

I'm so relieved you are not one of my homies lol. Do I even have homies?.... Nursing homies?

My bitch ass is staying in though... its best for all concerned. Is busting a move really required at this stage of the game? I might bust a hip.

Dirty Gertie wrote:

Flapjax wrote:

Fo reelz itz b mes, Flappzjax an Ise nots de homiez ta bees trifflin wit!!! I B callin yo beotch azz outzes, so'es ....bustes a moove, smoove....

I'm so relieved you are not one of my homies lol. Do I even have homies?.... Nursing homies?

My bitch ass is staying in though... its best for all concerned. Is busting a move really required at this stage of the game? I might bust a hip.

Ise b pooshin yo azz otten dat weel cher.

Flapjax wrote:

Ise b pooshin yo azz otten dat weel cher.

Enjoy my cane residing within your entrails young man.

And whats this obsession with the dog that snoops?

Wat datz enzetrilz shiznit?

O Manz, Snoop b de BOM!!!.....daz watz, ya ol haggz.

Flapjax wrote:

Wat datz enzetrilz shiznit?

O Manz, Snoop b de BOM!!!.....daz watz, ya ol haggz.

What a shame noone has thought to detonate.

And thats Mrs Old Hag to you!

Dirty Gertie wrote:

Flapjax wrote:

Wat datz enzetrilz shiznit?

O Manz, Snoop b de BOM!!!.....daz watz, ya ol haggz.

What a shame noone has thought to detonate.

And thats Mrs Old Hag to you!

Wattchew tawkin bout Messes Haggz?

And whats all this horror hood Snoop malarky anyway?